Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Christopher B — 21 Mar 2009
I'm not going to pretend this was anything short of a terrible film, but as soft-core porn (the only reason it's ever seen, I would venture), it's fantastic. Plenty of topless Alyssa Milano scenes, the best including a "first time" girl on girl scene with a campus photography major.
The lead vampire is absolutely terrible. Keep your fast forward button handy.
This review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) was written by Christopher B on 21 Mar 2009.
Embrace of the Vampire has generally received negative reviews.
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