Review of Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) by Maria V — 18 Jul 2010

FRESH.... good word....i like that. any way, I have a new job at $7.00 an hour. it's amazing. I just sit in a chair and type stuff all day! I love it! anyways, things in the world are still shitty.

So I watched the most amazing stand up comedy show ever... Ellen's Here and Now. if you haven't seen it, your wrong.... it's so funny.... packed like pickles... Little Sin knows what I am talking about.... "I felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks" oh man, at the end Ellen karaoke's to the hit song by Salt - N - Peppa, "Shoop." Ellen is amazing.... check it out.

So reality bites, had a ton of potential, but to me, it fell a tad short of what I thought, or expected, it to be like. I have seen so many movies and I forget to rate them....

Pumpkin was an amazing movie and Christina Ricci did an excellent job... I liked the movie so much. it's about a sorority girl that has to train a challenged athlete in the special olympics and ends up falling in love with him... very funny the whole time...

The royal tenenbaums was excellent too. I laughed the whole time I was watching it. it was very powerful and full of energy. I loved it and I wouldn't mind owning it. it was amazing.

Finally, freddy got fingered was the worst movie I have seen in a long time. I thought some parts were funny, but overall, it was horrible. things like, "WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS!" and "YOU CAN'T HURT ME WHEN I AM WEARING MY CHEEEESE HELMET!!!" those things are just pure hilarity, but sad to say that as far as movies go, I really didn't like it....

well, I think that's all for now... keep it real!

~Jane.