Review of Dungeon Girl (2008) by Kathrynn S — 06 Sep 2012

The worst movie I've ever seen. Watching this movie is pure torture. Poor acting, annoying music, story told through horrible soft-toned voice over throughout the movie, story concept not even good, not one enjoyable moment in entire production (except the lead actress being kinda cute, but no nudity in case you pervs are wondering).

The movie's co-star looks like he could be Arnold Swartzenegger's talentless retarded twin brother who shows his ass way too many times (once would have been way too many times). I want to say something good about this movie (ah, not I don't) because the editor at least showed some effort with some quick splicing toward the end.

I am so fuck'n pissed that this film maker had me sitting through this piece of crap shit that has the audacity to call itself a movie! Ugggggghhhh don't watch it unless you like self-inflicted torchure.