Review of Dumb and Dumber To (2014) by Calhounite — 28 Aug 2015

Gutsplitting funny. That the morons consider comic "timing" the amount of time the joke takes - and the more the better, like 20 years - is a gasser. Except the regulator was removed from the crassometer - the guy who says we're trying to get'em to laugh, not to vomit, was tossed out the window on this one. Sandler and Shneider would be embarrassed. Well, not Shneider.

Still, gets top rating for unratable movies. Unratable movies are ones that are genius-inspired, but can't admit it so have to act like at a formal English dinner party with a lot of harrumphs and i'll says going on. Cuz .. DAAAnnng. Don't want the aliens sending that metallic protector by making it that obvious we're wasting this ball.