Review of Donkey Punch (2008) by Jean-Pierre B — 30 Mar 2009

A group of annoying Brits are partying it up on the ocean when one of them is accidently (and unintentionally hilariously) killed while having sex. Everyone spends the rest of the movie arguing and growing more paranoid about the situation, and there isn't a single likable character among the bunch so you don't give a shit if everyone dies.

A few gory moments and some decent performances keep this from being a complete waste of time, but it's still not something I'd recommend unless you like watching duche bags kill each other.