Review of Donkey Punch (2008) by Donna E — 27 May 2009

WARNING: The following review contains intense sexual references and ultra violent spoilers.

Seven happy go lucky, horny,adventurous,curious, stupid white young adults get together on a Yacht off coast a Mediterranean Club to have the party of a life-time, which means, lots of sex, lots of weird sex, lots of unnatural sex, lots of drugs,lots of booze,little bit of dancing, lots of video camera shoots and of course, orgies.

Just to make it clear, Donkey Punch: is a timed sexual act in which, a guy taking a girl from the back, while reaching the pinnacle of excitement, whacks the girl on the nape of the neck sideways, thereby sending her neck muscles and the spinal muscles into multiple spasms, that result in intense muscle tension down there, which eventually leads to the guy having the best climax of his life.

Just to make it clear again: That particular step in not there in the Kamasutra. It's made up by them British Sex Addicts. It's a Myth. No one does it, no one should. Your love could die, as is evident from this movie, after which a complicated brutal and nonsensical ultra violent cat and mouse chase for survival occurs between the rest of the surviving orgy gang.

Why you should see this: It gives you a lot of information on various sexual acts you have never heard of. It's very entertaining.

Why you shouldn't see this : All those sexual acts you have never heard of, are completely fatal. In most of them, you are putting your girl friend/wife/sweetheart/mistress/prostitute in danger. Danger as in, you could kill them.

So why do you really want to see this? It's a cool movie with all its brutality out there in the open for everyone to see. It's hilarious to watch how things go wrong and little skimpy clad girls running around a super Yacht and stupid wannabe guys trying to prey on their total foolishness.

Watch it if you are drunk. That, should be fun.