Review of Die Another Day (2002) by Taylor G — 22 Jan 2010

"Sex for dinner, death for breakfast.".

This is by far not the best James Bond. And every guy who hates this movie would still give their left testicle to be living this out. Show me a guy who doesn't and I'll show you a man who doesn't have blood in his penis or adrenaline in his veins. It's James Fuckin Bond. He is awesome when he sleeps. You want to bang Halle Berry all night and then go shoot some bad guys and have a sword fight. To follow it up with banging another hottie and shooting more badguys with an invisable car. And finish it up by banging Halle Berry again who is laying in a pile of diamonds. I just wished Pierce finished his career as James Bond with something better. And too bad for the reboot cause I love Michael Madsen and would really have liked to see him in another one. The black english bloke that Paul WS Anderson uses a lot is back. I really like him. He needs more roles. And Rick Yune played a fun baddie with diamonds all embedded in his face when a bomb went off and they were used as shrapnal. John Cleese is back doing what he does best but sadly he's there because Desmond Llewelyn is no longer with us. And then Judi Dench back as the best M to come of the series. But then you have nasty ass Madonna there (whom also does the horrible theme song) lieing to herself and the world pretending to be British. All in all like I said not the best, far from the worst. But it's James Bond and it's awesome.

And on a cool side note. This was the 20th James Bond movie so they went ahead and put a little tribute of all the other movies in it.

Awesome moment: A tie between Halle Berry and Rosamund Pike in sexy outfits swordfighting and James Bond and Rick Yune in a car duel on ice. Rick Yune shoots a rocket at James flipping James car over. James opens the sunroof and launching the ejector seat flipping the car back over while another rocket nearly misses him.