Review of Den of Thieves (2018) by Dan%20 L — 08 Jan 2019

This movie tried sooooo hard. Gerard Butler's character was ridiculously over the top. In every scene he's chompin on a raw T-bone steak, smashing beer cans on his head while smoking a cigar and loading bullets into an M-60 machine gun but also with his shirt off so you can see all his badass tattoos but also he has a tiny little tear in the corner of one eye cause he misses his daughter that his bitch ex-wife took away from him.

Sooo ridiculous. And also his face is soooo bloated even though he's jacked. Lay off the sodium a little dude. And do some goddam cardio you hairy roided up gorilla.