Review of Decoys (2004) by Allan S — 31 Dec 2008

I saw this film quite a while back, and subsequently shoved it into my bank of forgotten films that are so incredibly stupid and so unknown; usually the films that lie in this part of my mind never surface again and are lost to my infinite collection of NON-films.

Luckily for me Decoys has surfaced again, on TV! Female aliens arrive in a snowy Canadian college disguised as very hot students. Their aim? To find potential mates (men), hypnotize them into thinking they are their ultimate fantasy, start some rompy-pompy, and once climax is on the verge, release a vaginal tentacle into the unsuspecting victims mouth, resulting in either a new born or a frozen dead guy. Yes this is actually the plot.

I donâ??t believe thereâ??s any need to say anymore. Look out for the sequel!