Review of Dangerous Beauty (1998) by Hunter D — 08 Jan 2004

Whoever invented coffee was REALLY onto something. No, I'm not talking about the caffeine kick. After a while you don't feel the rush anyway (just like with cigarettes). I mean the flavor! Smokey, roasty, biting and utterly delicious. Entire subcultures and religions have been formed around the juices of that silly bean! If Juan Valdez ain't a gazillionaire he ought to sue!

Anyway...another day hunched in front of the puter picking through crappy job listings that I'm either terribly overqualified or nowhere near qualified for. Guess I'd try harder if I saw a point to the whole damned thing. I'm really beginning to question what sort of value I really have both in and out of the workplace...in and out of the homelife.

Maybe someone else knows.

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Saw that well-dressed, but altogether crappy "Dangerous Beauty". Don't get me wrong, I'm open-minded about "chick flicks", but over dressed tripe is still tripe. Here's the scoop: Woman has no future because the man she wants to marry is marrying someone else (jezus, isn't that what happens to most women anyway), woman becomes a high-paid whore to the court and senate of Venice because she can't have the man she loves, phuck$ the king of France in order to get military help against the Arabic onslaught and calls it her "duty" (she's a whore for christ sake...it's her job to get laid. Let's not make it into more than it is), gets accused by the Inquisition as a witch by a jealous man who couldn't afford her (you go, boy!) and nearly gets her put to death, woman is saved when every swinging d!ck in the court room stands up to say he slept with a whore, she and lover live happily ever after.

Sorry if I spoiled this for you, but I'd see it again for the nudity....lol.