Review of Damien - Omen II (1978) by Craig P — 20 Mar 2005

Oh, did you think I would say a swear? Tough luck. Well actually it would be 'type a swear', unless I'm projecting into your mind through the internet. I'm psyching you out! Oooooooo!

[center]The Omen[/center].

[left]I was dissappointed that the music I had percieved to be in this film wasn't in it. Apparenttly it is a misconception that The Omen has the song O' Fortuna when in fact it has Ave Satani. My bad. Any who, besides waiting for the music that never came, I was just bored with all of it. Nothing really made me go hey that's cool. You'd think the son of the devil would have better security.[/left].

[center]Damien: Omen II[/center].

[left]Even worse than the first. At least in the first one we got to see the gruesome deaths. Damien is growing up, and with a stupider family. Everyone who finds out, dies. FYI, he makes it to the next one.[/left].

[center]The Final Conflict: Omen III[/center].

[left]If Satan himself came up from the firey pits of hell, and hunched down on his cloved hoof behinds and summoned all of his dark fury to create most foul, disgusting, and unholy bowel movement ever, it would still be better than this. Sam Neil does a great job as Damien, if is job was to be a total pansy. Why all the preaching? Bring fire, demons, something! All I learned from this was that it is easy to kill infants and the devil likes it rough.[/left].