Review of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life (2005) by Samuel C — 14 May 2010

PORN OF FULLY-CLOTHED WOMEN GUYS. HOW TITILLATING.

Ehem. I saw this a while back, originally with my mother, who is unfortunately part of the crowd that will eat up any sensationalist bullshit that a channel she trusts will spew. So, this being a Lifetime Original Movie (tm) and therefore specifically tooled for the needs of a 40-something year old woman with children who like to surf the internet... she naturally believes I'm looking at porn.

Now, it should be a given that I look at internet porn. But look at how I turned out- doing well in school and life in general. I am a well-rounded person.

The kid in the movie, well, let's just say he had a fantasy about floating dead in a pool like a Wal-Mart goldfish. Because porn made him suicidal.