Review of Cutthroat Island (1995) by Hasan S — 26 Jun 2010
I spent the last two hours watching what is considered by the Guinness Book as the world's largest box office flop of all time. I always wanted to watch this movie when I was kid (Monkey Island being the biggest influence).
Tried to love this movie but alas, I can not. Stupid plot about the "latin" map and what I considered to be the worst pirate insult sword fighting I've ever seen (bad Dawg?!?!) makes me grateful that I didn't waste my childhood time watching this shitty movie.
And I want my two hours back.
This review of Cutthroat Island (1995) was written by Hasan S on 26 Jun 2010.
Cutthroat Island has generally received mixed reviews.
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