Review of Crocodile Dundee (1986) by Original G — 29 Sep 2010
Some crazy reporter chick decides to go to that apocalyptic land we call Australia, to search for a motherfucker called Crocodile Dundee. When he shows her around the wild and kills a crocodile that got all up in her face, she decides to take him back to the Big Apple with her. This is where Crocodile is exposed to civilization like Mad Max and Nicole Kidman when they came to America.
Crocodile learns about airplanes, toilets, cocaine, hookers and shemales and other shit. But does this scare him? No fuckin way! He still beats up pimps and scares away muggers with his huge knife, and even chases after that bitch who pretends she's the only woman in the world who isn't totally crazy about wild savage men. Does he have enough savage game to get the girl you ask? Come on, the fucking guy's name is Crocodile Dundee, of COURSE he's mack!
His biggest obstacle will always be his gay Australian outfit.
This review of Crocodile Dundee (1986) was written by Original G on 29 Sep 2010.
Crocodile Dundee has generally received positive reviews.
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