Review of Cool as Ice (1991) by Trenton B — 24 May 2017

I must be entirely honest in saying that literally minutes in this film I instantly knew that was nothing that could surprise me... However, did anyone else notice how towards the end, when Vanilla comfronts the "antagonist's" he drives his motorcycle through the wall to administer a karate kick from the motorcycle.

. They are on the second floor of the house that is under construction.. How did he drive his motorcycle through the wall of the second floor of the construction site?! I mean I forgave a lot already V.

I. (and I'm not talking about the movie..) Come on man. Not to mention that motorcycle easily weights? 500lbs. How the Fu (C)£ you just hop that fence?! That being said.. If you don't watch this film you are doing yourself, your family, your friends, your career and absolutely everything in between a huge disservice.

Watch it! It's the greatest thing I have ever seen.. comparable to a first sexual experience or herion injected directly into the vein... Actually, both happing simultaneously. Ice is going to melt all over you! And you will stop the tape.

. ( I believe it is only on vhs) rewind the mother Fucker, and watch it again... And no one would ever blame or judge you.. I firmly believe that this film can cure cancer, and AIDS.. End world hunger, and bring about world peace.

. Even bring democracy to North Korea. Don't take my word for it though. Go across the street and sling a slong! Then, go online and watch this film.