Review of Contracted (2013) by Melanie C — 25 May 2014

This movie was actually the worst thing I've ever seen. If you're into necrophilia and loose ends NOT being tied up whatsoever, go for it. But like, then take the time to ask yourself, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

I'm not just talking about the terrible ending (but really, does her mom die?), but rather the entire thing. Does Riley's dick fall off? Why did they want BJ anyway? Did anyone find the friends dead bodies? Did the restaurant close due to health violations? A fun post-viewing activity may be to create your own sequel, or you know, just write an ending to the movie.

Or just don't watch it at all. That's your best guess.