Review of Commando (1985) by Ben F — 13 Jan 2010
The 1985 corny,horrible acting, sensless shoot 'em up classic, is probably not Arnold's finest hour, (though he doesn't have to many fine ones). I guess the only reason the film was made because Arnie just starred in The Terminator and people wanted to see him come back and bring a lot more action.
But this film completely backfired. Unlike The Terminator, there was almost no plot. Ok his daughter is kidnapped and he must save her or there gonna kill her, and he has to assassinate some leader, who doesn't even appear in the film.
Obviously Arnold doesn't agree, because if he did, there wouldn't be a senseless bloodbath that people wanted.Actually, when I first saw the film I thought it was a comedy. I actually bought a copy of the movie, just so I can hear more of Arnold's spazzes and his stupid lines like "I eat Green Berres for Breakfast, and now im VERY hungry! Anyways the film was horrible, and arnold's able to take on a thousand soldiers and all of there bullets miss and his bullets always hit.
The movie lacks plot, acting, and well, goodness. If your a fan of pointless violence in film, this is your movie.
This review of Commando (1985) was written by Ben F on 13 Jan 2010.
Commando has generally received positive reviews.
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