Review of Commando (1985) by Daniel R — 09 Apr 2012
"I eat green berets for breakfast".
"I thought you said you weren't going to Kill me?" Matrix in return, "I Lied.".
Commando has some of the Greatest one liners in the history of film. Plus the Character Bennett's mustache brings in a whole new realm of sleaziness to the silver screen, that and that goddamn chainmail tank top he wears and the fingerless gloves he has on. He looked like Freddy Mercury turned into Ass Kicking but still Gay!! Freddy Mercury. I wonder if Bennett likes Judas Priest cause I'm thinking he's Hell Bent for Leather.
Fucking 5 Motherfucking Stars!!!
By the Way, Frankie Say's Relax.
This review of Commando (1985) was written by Daniel R on 09 Apr 2012.
Commando has generally received positive reviews.
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