Review of Cobra Verde (1987) by Richard C — 12 Sep 2005

So, I was driving the Ecomobile down the freeway without a care in the world when [size=6]ZAP! BAM! ZIIIIIING![size=2] something big, brown and fast deflected off my hood and left a major indentation in my windshield. Fortunately, I had my sunglasses on and the 'object' hit pretty much right of center so most the glass went flying into the unoccupied passanger seat). Now I gotta shell out some century notes to get the damn thing replaced.

Oh and I think it was a piece of wood. Bastards. I'm gonna go down yonder and cut me a tree to satisfy my bloodlust.[/size][/size].