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By Katrina H (132) on 11 Feb 2011

You know when you're baking cookies, and you grease the cookie sheet? The screenwriter greased this one up so much…

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By Maria S (348) on 10 Feb 2011

I loved it. It was fun, it was colorful, relaxing and even funny now and then (not intentionally unfortunately, but who cares)…

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By Signe L (3) on 07 Feb 2011

Not the best, had some entertaining moments…

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By John L (999) on 06 Feb 2011

An interesting plot, engaging characters and dialogue, ast pacing ... a pretty entertaining movie overall. Surprised to see John C…

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By Jenn V (8) on 05 Feb 2011

I love vampires...I mostly love the vampires that have books behind them…

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By Ghazal S (34) on 04 Feb 2011

You would think a movie about vamps couldn't get worse than Twilight. Well, I guess it can. This film was quite bad…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Sarah E (413) on 03 Feb 2011

A bit disappointing in comparison with the books :(…

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By Anya S (261) on 29 Jan 2011

Too bad the vampires can't taste stupid in the kids…

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By Lashawnna A (44) on 27 Jan 2011

Never read the books, but this movie was not what I expected. Witty at some parts, and lacking in others…

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By Nikkie M (44) on 26 Jan 2011

I know that many people didn't like this, but I thought it was cool and witty. And Salma Hayek is a bearded lady…

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By Michael B (2,768) on 20 Jan 2011

The main boy's acting could really use some work. John C. Reilly was badass, and the movie had a surprisingly good soundtrack…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By R J (107) on 20 Jan 2011

The main boy's acting could really use some work. John C. Reilly was badass, and the movie had a surprisingly good soundtrack…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Jackie Y (10) on 20 Jan 2011

The main boy's acting could really use some work. John C. Reilly was badass, and the movie had a surprisingly good soundtrack…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Ashish T (67) on 17 Jan 2011

Overlooked movie with lots of potential....quite entertaining…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Arthur L (138) on 15 Jan 2011

Interesting story, but the movie is a mess…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Amanda H (1,679) on 09 Jan 2011

Apparently the people who've rated this movie highly and praised it to no end are completely unfamiliar with the books, because this did the…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Shannon F (67) on 07 Jan 2011

Better than I expected on all accounts…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Ellen G (473) on 07 Jan 2011

Read these books and they were great, can't wait untill the movies come out…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Christopher S (2,154) on 06 Jan 2011

This movie was ok but after about a half hour you get bored and than towards the end they try to make up for it with an action scene which…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Alejandra P (135) on 05 Jan 2011

Esta dos dos la movieeee, pero es divertido ver todos los freaksillos que tiene el circooo, jajajajaja cagaderrimooo el monito super chaparrito…

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