Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) by Andy S — 17 Sep 2010

Fun little movie, reminds me of the teen horror movies of my day... Fright Night... Monster Squad.

This review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) was written by Andy S on 17 Sep 2010.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant has generally received mixed reviews.

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