Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Christopher L — 29 Jun 2006

Not for everyone,but its good for a laugh.

This review of Chopping Mall (1986) was written by Christopher L on 29 Jun 2006.

Chopping Mall has generally received mixed reviews.

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Review of Chopping Mall (1986)

By Charles P (1,784) on 13 Aug 2013

I'm not sure Chopping Mall is the right title but heck, it's a killer robot movie so who cares, right…

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By Albert S (14) on 16 Sep 2018

Chopping Mall takes place entirely inside a mall. A group of horny teenagers romp in a mall and get left inside after shut down…

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By Ferenc Z (26) on 09 Aug 2011

I can't really say its good...but it is fun...and it has the girl that was in Re-Animator...but this, of course, is no Re-Animator…

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By Tasos L (452) on 30 Oct 2012

Barbara Crampton! Other than that, it is very interesting to see the pre-chain / anchor store hegemony of the American Mall…

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By Keenan S (659) on 20 Apr 2013

Although the title is misleading (no chopping of any kind), Chopping Mall is a fairly fun cheese ball of a movie with an insane plot of a threesome…

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By Sean Mulvihill (414) for FanboyNation.com (414) on 31 Oct 2018

Say what you will about the title, there's no denying that Chopping Mall has one of the great taglines ever - Where Shopping Costs You an Arm…

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By James Kendrick (1,607) for Q Network Film Desk (1,607) on 28 Sep 2016

Its no-fills exploitation ethos is infectious, and you can't help but admire its economy, even if that fantastic title is just a tad misleading…

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Review of Chopping Mall (1986)

By Anthony T (639) on 11 Aug 2013

A pretty fun movie but I was hoping it would have been a bit funnier…

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By Brian B (2,161) on 26 Jun 2018

Another one of those 80s horror movies that the poster art far exceeds the product. Pretty crappy…

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By Guillaume H (214) on 10 Aug 2015

Laser robots vs. Teens in a mall. There's no chopping involved…

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