Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Jay F — 30 Dec 2007
This movie makes Kelli Maroney (b horror movie queen of the 80s) look frumpy as all hell, but I'll forgive it because this robot mall security guard lazers some bitches head and it EXPLODES! AND...
In the ending credits they do a still frame on the actress at the EXACT moment her head blows up. Anything in the 80's that takes place entirely at the mall can't be bad...and there's killer robots and slutty chicks.
My mom sat and watched the whole thing with me one time, which is amazing...she loved it!
This review of Chopping Mall (1986) was written by Jay F on 30 Dec 2007.
Chopping Mall has generally received mixed reviews.
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