Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Derrick C — 14 Dec 2008

If it weren't for the fact that I was laughing at the film, I wouldn't recommend this film to anyone other than those that enjoy shit cinema. This thing is completely inept in almost every way. Situations that NOBODY in the world would ever be in (and I am not talking about people being chased by out of control shopping mall security robots), hair styles that will make you wonder how long it took them to get out of the bathroom in the morning, guys wearing pants that definately show the ladies what they are in store for, and ladies whose idea of a fun time is to have a orgy in a department store with their best friends.

If you are looking for a GOOD film, then obviously you didn't read what the title was. CHOPPING MALL. Has shit written all over it. And it pays off in spades, for better or worse.