Review of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) by Pietro D — 28 Nov 2014

This is a Shitty Shitty Movie. This movie made me want to gouge out my eyes with bread knives and broom sticks. It should be called Children in Dangerous Situations because that's what happens throughout the movie.

I lost consciousness multiple times. My sister informed me that during one of my film-induced fever dreams there was a man who appeared to be wearing facial prosthetics that was inviting the children to partake in lollipops and ice cream.

He lured them out into the front yard- running excitedly to the man with the pale face fulfilling their duty as dumb dumb kids - oblivious to the near constant danger and malice orbiting them every moment.

This is a disgraceful borderline snuff film and I still haven't recovered. I refuse to let this poison back into my life . Unsuccessful attempt at horseradish not worth any margin of time.