Review of Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001) by Dave W — 13 Feb 2008

The beginning of this boring film has a woman discovering two children who look like all the blood has drained out of their faces. Yet she still decides to share a lift with them and obviously thinks that is only a bit odd and doesn't get too concerned. When that is the start, it's only going to go down hill. She later displays more idiocy by taking a walk around a dark creepy neighborhood, looking nervous but still not turning back. And we all take a walk down a dim alley when there is a priest standing there over a pentagram drawing, all lit by the moon.

Like many lazy horror films, this should have been called 'Adventures of a moronic fool'.