Review of Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001) by Jason D — 09 Oct 2009

The 7th and final entry in the Children of the Corn series (well, the final one before they decided to "reboot" it and remake the original for the Sci-fi Channel) goes urban again as a young woman goes to the projects to find her missing grandmother.

There's no sign of her, so she stays at the condemned apartment building hoping to find her, but instead, she gets a wacky array of tenants (stripper, militia man, handicapped senior with tourette's, and a stoner) and, of course, a bunch of creepy ass kids running around.

Soon, all of the tenants are wiped out and they come after this boring lead woman who, personally, I wanted to see get killed. Michael Ironside does a quick drive by as a priest who just serves as time filler (though wastes the time more like it).

All in all, this awful film pretty much puts the kibosh on a slowing decaying franchise, but what do you expect from the same director who gave us the equally terrible Stepfather 3 movie. The only highlight of this film was seeing the gorgeous Crystal Lowe (the stripper) as well as her large titties, which seemed to have shrunk between then and her recent titty shots in Wrong Turn 2.

Be that as it may, at least she got prettier. In the end, part 7 is easily the worst and most boring of the bunch. Very disappointing.