Review of Children of the Corn (1984) by Luke B — 08 May 2009

This film stretches itself as far as it can go. It's simply two people walking around and driving around for a very long time. When the kids finally come out to play, they're such awful actors it's hard to take them seriously.

By the end the dated effects come into play and it's a bizarre mixture of Tron and some animated fire. Kid's are generally pretty scary, but not when they are trying this hard.