Review of Children of the Corn (1984) by Kim P — 18 Jan 2013

I'd fuck these kids up, but not up the ass.

This review of Children of the Corn (1984) was written by Kim P on 18 Jan 2013.

Children of the Corn has generally received mixed reviews.

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