Review of Chain Gang Women (1971) by Patrick F — 20 Mar 2010

Unremittingly boring film. The soundtrack sucks dick, the acting is sup-par even on the grindhouse level (the 17 year old girl was driving me nuts with her total lack of expression), and the film could seriously be half the length that it ended up being. For god's sake, no one need to have 15 straight minutes of irrelevant characters pickaxing dirt in any film at all. The only redeeming factor is the 5-second long jailbait sex scene that was both humorous and slightly exciting, at least compared to the rest of this compost heap.

P.S. Where are the women? There were two girls in this entire movie, and combined they don't even share 25 minutes of screen time.