Review of Calvaire (2005) by Joey G — 19 Jun 2007

I wish everyone made movies like the French. Brilliant.

This review of Calvaire (2005) was written by Joey G on 19 Jun 2007.

Calvaire has generally received mixed reviews.

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I was looking for another french movie to watch this week and I came across this belgian/french movie about a singer who got stuck with his…

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