Review of Caligula (1979) by Robby H — 22 Nov 2007
This is terrible. It's not controversial: It's two-and-a-half hours of fetish porn. I mean goddamnit, Malcolm McDowell fists some dude in the ass.... IN THE ASS! No wonder this tool never got work outside of Clockwork Orange and a slew of shithouse no-budget indie films. Skip this trash, unless you're a sick fuck who gets his jollies from watching Malcolm McDowell fist dudes in the ass; I can't stress that part enough.
Keep in mind, though, that even if you're into ass fistings, look at the little details. He got shit all over his knuckles - huge brown stains he got rid of not by washing thoroughly with soap and water, but by wiping on his clothes. Which is terrible hygiene. And then be boned a horse.
"OOOOOOWHH WILBER!!! DOGPILE INSIDE ME," says the daterape whorse.
This review of Caligula (1979) was written by Robby H on 22 Nov 2007.
Caligula has generally received mixed reviews.
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