Review of Bride Wars (2009) by Remy B — 30 Oct 2010
It was very vague to me all the way through, just what it was that made them so snitty in the end & why I shouldn't want to just hate them both for it. Of course, the fact that I deeply dispise hetrosexual life-long monogamous bonding rituals has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
I pride myself in the tolerance I extend toward their quaint little traditions of reproductive indebtedness. But really? The Plaza? Maybe you could just pull out a tuft of hair or two for the Statue of Liberty crown & throw the loser to the gulls.
( & while you're at it, throw out the casting director & the drama coaches who have obviously splattered already) But, the Plaza? How much did they pay you for that? That gaudy micmac dundgeoned strangle of pretentention? I'm agaust! Scandalized! About to faint .
.. My Gaud! The Plaza!
This review of Bride Wars (2009) was written by Remy B on 30 Oct 2010.
Bride Wars has generally received mixed reviews.
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