Review of Braveheart (1995) by Andy S — 24 Nov 2018

The countryside of Scotland looks beautiful. All those rolling mountains and hills. The landscape is really something else over there. The flower the little girl gave him was really pretty. Of course the English come to fuck the party up. That's so fucked up how they're trying to ruin the Scots by forcibly changing the gene pool by screwing the Scottish brides.

The English really were the biggest bullies and assholes in history. I'm glad the Scots fought back. Wallace was born to be an inspirational leader. To be able to change the minds of hundreds of people ready to die for there country and lead them in to battle is pretty daunting. It's really infuriating to see such a ruthless and selfish king who has no care for human lives.

There was definitely no shortage of extras used in this movie. It's such terrible and useless thing, war. It solves nothing, it just breeds more war and violence and death. The look on his face when he finds out the leader was working for the English, it was so sad and disheartening. It was almost like he had lost all hope. I'm glad Long shanks died a torturous death in agony and never got what he wanted as his dying wish.

This is a bloody good war and battle movie about the unjust ways of the English and how they treated there fellow neighbors the Scottish and how royalty and government can be so treacherous, malicious, and ruthless. Moral of the story: never turn your back on your country and always fight for what's right, if your going to fight.

This movie was so damn good that those 177 minutes went by quick. I'm watching this movie again!