Review of BloodRayne (2005) by John K — 03 Jul 2009
How in God's name does a certifiable crackpot like Uwe Boll with a list of shitty films the length of his arm talk A-list actors (and near A-list actors) into starring roles? The A-listers (and near A-listers) here are Ben Kingsley, Geralding Chaplin, Billy Zane, Michael Madsen, and Kristanna Loken (of "Terminator 3" fame).
Of course, none of them rise above the bad, nonsensical script or the wooden, retarded lines they have to utter in this shitfest. As with so many other Boll films, there's lots of violence and gore (gorehounds will REALLY get their rocks off on the last few minutes in the Director's Cut).
Compared to other Boll films, though, this one is merely bad (as opposed to unwatchably awful).
This review of BloodRayne (2005) was written by John K on 03 Jul 2009.
BloodRayne has generally received negative reviews.
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