Review of BloodRayne (2005) by Dahurtbizness — 23 Jul 2023

This abomination trilogy killed the game ip. ironically, it's sucked (pun intended) the life of this franchise until it died. it's not even bankable no more bcuz the movie studio kept churning out these fan films that literally had nothing to do with the games. it's so bad that rayne's voice actress Laura Bailey said at her panel at Anime Boston 2007 what's her thoughts were on the film adaptation?, and she said: "Oh God, that movie sucked. And that movie was so bad. I saw it on The Movie Channel and I couldn't even get through 20 minutes of it! It was so bad and it was kinda sad that they took that because I really liked the games".

This movie is soo bad that it's $25 million budget, was no way spent on this film the money was most likely pocketed, fan films on youtube with $100 budget looks better than a film that had a budget of 25 million dollar. they so creatively bankrupt that the second film takes place in a western LMFAOOO! whoever hired Guinevere Turner to write this trash movie should also be let go of there job and never work at hollywood ever again this movie suprisgly didn't end Michelle Rodriguez career bcuz this movie is not only a franchise killer but also a career killer. also everything that Kristanna Loken has appeared in area all terrible, she's the lead of this movie but always have a deer in the headlights whenever she's on screen like she never acted before it soo amateur and soo trash that this movie had to be done all in one take. this movie has even surpassed catwoman (2003) level bad. and it crowning acheviement is winning every worst award in 2007 Michelle Rodriguez nominated with: not one, not two, but three worst awards: Most Annoying Fake Accent (Female) award, Worst Supporting Actress from 2007's Stinkers Bad Movie Awards and won Worst Supporting Actress for a second time from February 24, 2007 - Golden Raspberry Awards what a crowning achievement I hope ur proud and hang it up inside of a glass case in ur million dollar mansion for everybody too see how many terrible movies u been in over the years. ur only relevance now is bcuz of those awful fast and furious movie sequels until that run out of gas and whenever universal stop milking from that franchise corpse. Hollywood never seems to learn that not everything can be a live action movie adaption that's based on a video game, bcuz tey're still to this day trying to turn every game ip into a movie (that literally nobody asked for) until we no longer have any type of original ip from all formats and platforms of entertainment. that's no longer fresh, new and original, so hollywood can ruined that ip by turning it into what they want it to be just to make money and milk as much from it as they can.