Review of Blank Check (1994) by Arthur C — 13 Apr 2010

There are so many jokes that can be made about this movie, for some odd reason. I'll crack some up.

The VHS/DVD front cover itself is a joke.

The critique on that cover comparing to Home Alone is a joke.

Preston Waters is already rich, if his father was Roger Waters.

Naming fake-pseduonyms after computers (Mr. Macintosh) is half-epic, half-lolcaust.

When was the last time you saw an 11-year-old make out with a woman 15 years older than him? It's okay, as long as you're rich.

Home Alone 2.666: Upper-class Trouble.

Donald Trump: The Movie, Part One: Childhood.

Butt to face.

"I want my own house." - Waters.

Me and Julio Down by The Ivy League. (sorry about that, that was a Vampire Weekend joke misused).

90% of middle-class teenagers didn't even know "Blank Check" existed until the Nostalgia Critic pointed it out. If you are the remaining 10% of the demographic who knew about this motion picture before Douglas boy critiqued it, please copy and paste this onto your channel.

Like most live-action Disney comedies, it has the sappiest of endings.

Yeah, "Blank Check" left us with a garden of maple trees, but this one's slightly different from the rest. It's shocking how no one put reverse-pedophillia as a reason why Disney is satanic.

[INTERMISSION] I thought the plot of "Blank Check" would be potentially good for a family film, but the way it has been executed was surreally weak. But hey! Not as bad as "Old Dogs"! [/intermission].

This film is so bad that I can script one right now.

Billy boy is very very poor oh noes blank check heading your way!!!!!!!!! ONE MILLLLION DOLLARS!! And he lived happily ever after duh end.

WARNING: Congrats, you have ripped off (Blank Check) a rip-off! (Home Alone).

NOOOO!!!!!

Donald Trump in the Nineties!

Donald Trump Jr. in the Nineties!

That means middle class Donald Trump Sr.

(shut up about the Donald Trump jokes).

Okay, sir.

I think we forgot to mention about the two older brothers.

Just you're typical sibling bully and his sidekick. Bland Shit 101.

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Bland Check.