Review of Blair Witch (2016) by Inktomi — 15 Sep 2016

Dear Hollywood,.

Look, I like movies. No, let's be honest, I love movies. But I do not like remakes or reboots. No need. If the original is done right, pic included, there really is no need to try and do it over.

Let's talk about some remakes Hollywood:

>The Thing.

>Friday the 13th.

>Nightmare on Elm Street.

I could go on, but it makes me sad-and angry that you can't take a real risk and come out with something new and refreshing.

Found footage has been done, done and done some more. We really didn't ask for another one. Maybe you should have a talk with your "focus groups" and have them listen to us for once.

Nobody asks for remakes. We want NEW CONTENT, stuff we never seen or heard before. Not an old story wrapped up in a new CGI blanket.

Wait, I have an idea...are you ready?

Why don't you let del Toro make his version of At The Mountains of Madness. Wow, great idea right? And no **** love story in it either.

Thanks for listening, however, I doubt you did.

They get a reboot rating of 1.