Review of Blair Witch (2016) by Gregory F — 25 Jan 2017

Out of hand, I set the tone without losing these invaluable minutes: it is clear that we can hardly only criticize this full-length film the synopsis of which is also thick as the appetite in the knowledge of a dancer of k-pop of the ancient times - for example - (and after all this delirious allegory returns us to a century when the horror movies were more effective otherwise better realized and in particular Blair Witch !) at the risk of despoiling immediately its contents. Thus let's make it fast because it is hopeless.

And no, to understand this new opus it is not necessary either to be an astrophysicist or to know Mother's fate with regard with the Milky Way. It is just necessary to know just a little about what is today, to have relationship what counts, and to possess so enough in bad faith just like moreover those who laid such a masterpiece: or at least, I presume it...

You will have understood me because Blair Witch 2016 is only a trendy object, calibrated rather to please and not displease for whom it is necessary, and being enough as such.

And after all it's not the only one, there is also the last sequel of Jason Bourne who suffers essentially of the same syndromes; that is to blur the image just after a shock and make any height of very disturbing sounds and especially recorded very heavy since we do not see much of what happens. Also everybody knows well today that the nothingness is the most finished of the tortures, everybody read a beautiful day a single book of Kant. Who's gonna be annoyed with the producer of Blair Witch 2016, as one can not be brilliant every time ?

Here we are, it is a Hollywood movie and there are trees which fall inside, and I am not so severe as so many of my friends the stooges of movie critics because already before the movie, we 'd had to endure too much, far too much, of these teasers of stupid French movies which are far too much subsidized (yes, I saw this movie in Paris.).

Finally there is nothing or so little into Blair Witch 2016;except maybe a original thought based on the Evil, who can be only human (It's true.) And so many of "Found Footage" indeed and especially the lure of the abyss, too. If you really want to be afraid, go to have a walk at night in the forest of your village-holidays and look in the bottomless hole near the big bungalow of your beloved neighbor.

That's all, folks.