Review of Blade: Trinity (2004) by Skyler I — 26 Jun 2011

There just isn't much to like here. There's not much of a story, and whatever there is is filled with plot holes, insanely atrocious dialogue, bad acting, bad writing, bad direction and it's way too long, especially when faced with it's craptacularity.

On the brighter side, the special effects are still badass, and it did give us the now immortal insult "Cock-Juggling Thundercunt", so that's definitely a plus, but still not enough to make it any good.

I wouldn't even recomment this as a rental. If you happen to find a copy lying on the ground somewhere it might be worthwhile, but you'd still have to touch it.