Review of Black Christmas (2006) by Lisa Michelle A — 08 Jan 2010

The original isn't as good as this remake, as this was scary!! I really liked it as it had shocks, thrills, scares and at times was a little sick. All great combos of a horror film! Minus the sick parts, as those are the worst parts of horror films!!! There are alot of my favorite actresses in this - Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Michellete Tractenberg & Oliver Hudson - as they are the reason I wanted to watch it. I also became a fan of Crystal Lowe after watching this film.

The best lines (in no particular order):

Ms. Barbara: "Who hasn't gotten a gift yet? Oh, Lauren.".

Dana: "Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays.".

[Dana hands Lauren a drink, who is already obviously drunk].

Melissa: "Happy Holidays!".

[Lauren downs the shot of tequila, then takes a drink of her wine].

Melissa: "Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole "Secret Santa" thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name.".

Lauren: "Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?".

Melissa: "Oh yeah... it's a music box. It plays "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies".".

Lauren: "Oh, fuck no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuckers too!".

Ms. Barbara: "Language, language!".

[Ms. Mac pulls out an ice scrapper in the snow covered car].

Heather: "What is that thing?".

Ms. Barbara: "...You're kidding me, right?".

Heather: "I'm really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?".

Melissa: "No. You see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer - dude just fucking lost it.".