Review of Black Christmas (2006) by Matthew B — 03 Feb 2015

Yeah I know Christmas is over judging by the date of this review, but let's end the jolly good season with this peace of shit that Santa left under the Christmas Tree.

The story is about a young boy, was abused by his mother as a child. His mother cheated on Billy's father, and eventually killed the man, while keeping Billy in the attic--for good, while she was with her lover and starting a "new" family. As Billy's mother fell pregnant with a daughter and treated her with the love he had never experienced, Billy came out of the attic after years and brutally murdered his mother and her lover. Cut to present day, a group of six sorority sisters consisting of Kelli, Dana, Lauren, Megan, Heather, Melissa and their house mother, who now live in Billy's childhood home, find themselves being harassed by threatening and intimidating mystery phone calls during Christmas Break.

Originally I was going to review this movie back in December before Christmas time, but I thought nah, Christmas time is where families coming together and letting the joy of Christmas lifted everybody's spirits and I'm here talking about a crappy movie like Black Christmas which doesn't deserve a full review at Christmas time.

HollyWood remakes of horror films always feels like the producer's and even the director don't even give a damn if the movie is good or not, they only want money and nothing else. And that's why I can't stand those things. Movies are art and not a cliche cash grab, and this movie is a stains of all of that.

The directing sucks, the music is awful, the acting was piss poor and this movie has to be the most cliche, bloated, over wheeling horror flick in the road of 2000's horror cliche of pure madness.