Review of Bite (2016) by Satanski666 — 03 Apr 2023

Ahahaha, this has to be one of the dumbest crap I've ever seen on TV.

This review of Bite (2016) was written by Satanski666 on 03 Apr 2023.

Bite has generally received mixed reviews.

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