Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Bob M — 31 Mar 2010
Let's not kid ourselves about this movie, it's soft porn trying to masquerade as a real movie. I must like soft porn because I still gave it a 40%. I feel like I have a little voice inside me like Richard Gaffigan whispering, "That's not right giving soft porn 40%").
But in its entirety, this movie is mildly entertaining. I was mesmerised by the stupid story and dialogue. I was fascinated by how the writer (I assume there was one though this could have been lifted directly from any Letter to Penthouse)injected a soft porn event into the stupid script wherever he could.
The dialogue is insipid. The actors had only one requirement for their roles - cup sizes over DD. So I guess I have to shamefully say that I watched the entire thing and I will say the movie was aptly titled - it's actually how I felt after the movie ended.
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This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Bob M on 31 Mar 2010.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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