Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Benjamin C — 23 May 2010

I honestly don't know what to think. In a totally obvious attempt to make a b-grade sexploitation flick, 3 bad girls go out to the desert for a nice day of torture, gratuitous lesbian sex, jewel theft, ultra violence, digging in high heels, explosions and...randomly splashing each other with water. But hey girls just wanna have fun right? On one side this movie is just plain bad, but I think it wanted to be bad. On a side note seeing the main characters from both Hercules: the Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess together again was a hoot even if they were only in cameos. I'm kind of surprised Bruce Camble didn't pop up out of the wood work.

Anyway there is no nudity in the movie as far as I could tell so expect to see it on spike tv any minute now.