Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Tim M — 05 Sep 2010
Wow, where to begin? Ok, granted I watched it for the same reason as anyone else...chicks with guns....
They obviously set out to make a cult movie like Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill...but it just came out silly. Here is where my review gets confusing...I enjoyed parts of this hodge-podge frankenstein, but not enough to ever think it will really be anything more than a B-cult flick.
There is plenty of violence and T&A to appease the masses, but the story and plot are retarded, at best. The fight scenes were cool until they dragged them on and on to the point of stupid. The silly asian killer was also cool...but she too is so overdone you just dont care when shes on screen.
The intent was to work a movie backwards and sideways (again, ala Pulp Fiction), but it was done badly so it just became a series of loosley connected fight scenes.
So, dunno, maybe if I was hammered I might enjoy it. I only gave it a 60 on the basis of cult appreciation.
ACTING = **.
STORY = **.
PLOT = **.
EFFECTS = ***.
OVERALL = **.
* = YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY - SUCKTASTIC - HATED IT.
** = YOU TRIED, BUT DIDNT QUITE MAKE IT - DIDNT LIKE IT.
*** = AVERAGE - TOLERATED IT.
**** = GOOD JOB! YOU REALLY TRIED! - I LIKED IT.
***** = YOU ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME! - I LOVED IT.
This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Tim M on 05 Sep 2010.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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