Review of Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) by Overlordchaos — 07 Feb 2020

Everything is awful:

- pacing: painful. slow as a snail going over charcoal embers.

- characters: awful. no one is WOKE. there are mentions like "ow white rich people is evil lets steal from them" but thats the top WOKE the movie reaches.

- music: if you enjoy free youtube music, then you will love this cause is the most generic music any hollywood movie ever had.

- harley quinn emancipation: she "kills" the joker, then everyone on gotham wants to crucifice her, just cause? she makes a deal to survive. goes from villain to opotunistic moron, then villain and so on untill the ending.

- rest of the cast: just names. NO character is truthful to their DC comics origins. its like if I take a random person from the street, I told her "you are huntress. you are a martial arts expert and you are a badass, here are your lines GO" and I put to film THE VERY FIRST shot (no time to have several takes).

- the fight choreography... its easy to think you are watching a kick boxing session cause MOST of the hits the actress trows to the stuntman's lands in mid air. kudos to the stuntman's that play the part of passing away from a kick two feet's away. bonus: more than one "henchmen" is given a tiny bit kick to the shin's, and they do a full flip on the air before landing (purposely) on their behind's. apparently someone turn off the gravity for those scenes and turn on "matrixing" that a single push of a feet finger over your feet makes you spin on the air like a cirque du soleil stuntman. AND THEY EVEN DO CLOSE UPS OF THE GUYS probably to cover the god awful choreography...

If you wanna spend your bucks, on a movie that is not intentionally or un-intentionally funny, be my guest. you are better trowing the bills to the fire than watching this garbage mess.