Review of Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) by Chuck D — 14 Mar 2011

When you're a successful software salesman and own a fancy Californian home why would you take the "love of your life" to a cheap motel to knock boots? ...why not? Be ready for an edge-of-your seat, forty-five minute opening sequence filled with sharp, rapid fire dialogue.

You'll need more than a coat hanger to fend off the waves of terror soaring straight at ya! It was mighty considerate of the birds to only attack the neck of the main characters as to not mess their pretty faces.