Review of Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979) by David S — 19 Feb 2009

First you are an angry skipper who's ship is up for repossesion, then you get trapped in the poseidon with Telly Savalas, who as it turns out has left his nuke on board. Then you meet some people, who you have to rescue. You get rich but keep dropping the money, your best friend gets cancer. Then you meet Slim Pickens dang it, who is no use because he is rescuing some wine, then you meet a blind man, whose wife then dislocates her shoulder and dies. Then you fall in love with a monkey, then you try and escape from Telly and his men, Then his Nuclear bomb goes off.

Luckily you duck and you are OK. Phew. No wonder Michael Caine is SO BLOODY ANGRY.