Review of Ben-Hur (2016) by Wild Haired M — 16 Aug 2016

The casting, directing, and costume design were horrible.

Morgan Freeman and Jesus were the only two people in the movie. Those actors overcame poor direction.

Rodriguez was the cutest Jesus ever. He looked so cute, sweaty, caring about people, and being humble. Playing Jesus probably made him the hottest actor this year. The groin shot on the cross nailed it. All I could think was- is all of that Jesus?

Morgan Freeman dominated every scene he was in, he saved the movie, thanks Morgan.

Bad casting, Rodriguez is way too fine to play Jesus. Bad costume design, shave off all fine Jesus body hair, rub oil all over him, put his sexy self in a wet white loin cloth with beads of sweat dripping off his skin.

Finally, who went with the s&m elogated groin shot? Rodriguez look hung like bull.